It ‘s Friday. Let’s have a smile.
This one comes from Andy Borowitz
In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.
According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is “a good fit” because “they’re in the business of printing money and so are we.”…
Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger “is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don’t already own.”
The future for Bernie Madoff is less bright than everybody expects. ‘He will leave prison in a bag or in a coffin’ comments one man, owner of http://www.wallstreetprisonconsultants.com/.
His intake is original and – I believe – true: not his former clients, but the banks where he is hiding al his billions have an interest to silence him.
Diamonds are forever. That’s what we all believe. Hmmm, learn everything about this story on http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/198202/diamond.
And than there is this.
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This one comes from Andy Borowitz
In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.
According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is “a good fit” because “they’re in the business of printing money and so are we.”…
Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger “is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don’t already own.”
The future for Bernie Madoff is less bright than everybody expects. ‘He will leave prison in a bag or in a coffin’ comments one man, owner of http://www.wallstreetprisonconsultants.com/.
His intake is original and – I believe – true: not his former clients, but the banks where he is hiding al his billions have an interest to silence him.
Diamonds are forever. That’s what we all believe. Hmmm, learn everything about this story on http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/198202/diamond.
And than there is this.
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